Is not the author of The Catcher In The Rye , Charlie Bone And The Wilderness Wolf , or All About Rachel: Bras And Broomsticks .
Has never spat at anyone, thrown a TV out of a hotel window, or passed out behind a drumkit from eating twelve bananas, because that's rude. I do like taxidermy, fantasy novels, comics and that noise a computer key makes when it's the wrong time to press it. I make stuff, but you'll probably have to take my word for it.